My name is Cindy Wang. I like to eat. I like to sleep. I peed in my patio cause someone told me I wouldn’t do it. My last name is slang for penis. If that doesn’t intrigue you enough to talk to me, then I don’t know what will.Tumblr (3.0; @adirtywhitevanwithcandy)http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/468d397b34b25d62ca0d762b3ea13555/tumblr_mg8al7tVxt1qbxh0uo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.1000notes.com/post/47943457679" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-best-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/48014643356http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/48014643356Sun, 14 Apr 2013 23:23:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39cd2b39a95fb872dd963a37bb6c0891/tumblr_ml7afmx8d51rbvhreo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b60588b704a38f9bb40752b9e25183a7/tumblr_ml7afmx8d51rbvhreo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9603c2d3840e20b402906470faae309/tumblr_ml7afmx8d51rbvhreo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f8a959aafdfbba823214c9782303407/tumblr_ml7afmx8d51rbvhreo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/41970e10def4366d9a5e1032658f045d/tumblr_ml7afmx8d51rbvhreo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d03cfaff5fdcbadb7ad06d4fb479176/tumblr_ml7afmx8d51rbvhreo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div><small>Are you ready to become Nancy once again? - <strong>Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)</strong></small></div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/48012506482http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/48012506482Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:55:13 -0400<p><!-- more --></p> <p><span>I feel myself slipping into a bad place. I called into work today, I couldn&#8217;t get out bed this morning. My best friend has a life outside of me, I haven&#8217;t seen her in a week. The only other friend I have is happily consumed in a healthy relationship. I went to tommy tunes rehearsal and all I could think was how much skinnier and more motivated every one else in the room was. Everything makes me feel indifferent. The only thing that&#8217;s made any sense to me in the last month was getting slapped in the face. My housing information has been sitting in front of me for weeks without becoming any more filled out. I like to pretend I know exactly where my life is going the next twenty years, but honestly, I don&#8217;t even know where it&#8217;s going in the next month.</span></p>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/47992188177http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/47992188177Sun, 14 Apr 2013 18:35:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08c96dd01cb30b2a43207d5f4289eb0b/tumblr_mkxx3lCsZv1s56rl9o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/76799932caa7a6ace4f4199e7af90c74/tumblr_mkxx3lCsZv1s56rl9o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5783e089d1d3004f6b92ce1082fda261/tumblr_mkxx3lCsZv1s56rl9o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6b62f30d5ff0b2294bbab81faa9d382/tumblr_mkxx3lCsZv1s56rl9o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58853c3adabe6425bee04eab9da92518/tumblr_mkxx3lCsZv1s56rl9o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bccc32b3f261a54d4133ae593eb08454/tumblr_mkxx3lCsZv1s56rl9o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hicktown-orchestra.tumblr.com/post/47457971904/zombie-strippers-2008">hicktown-orchestra</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Zombie Strippers!</strong><br/>2008 </p> </blockquote>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/47482435706http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/47482435706Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:21:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efabf5cd143255f49a6d15effb8e6064/tumblr_mkwqsneTZj1rp0vkjo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/848e0ffc7b4d971f9b0b45f253c1c368/tumblr_mkwqsneTZj1rp0vkjo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3fd67d53cb30f9cb67692155b6d615e7/tumblr_mkwqsneTZj1rp0vkjo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/47480201086http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/47480201086Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:53:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c7c893cb46ccdf187ff3f0465deb2fd/tumblr_mkr63pqAec1rkuhzio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/47479713227http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/47479713227Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:47:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m51fp1IyeH1r4u9wdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.1000notes.com/post/47114345845" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-best-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/47136249526http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/47136249526Thu, 04 Apr 2013 17:43:34 -0400<p><a href="http://everets.tumblr.com">everets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if i had a nipple for every time i drank fruit punch that’d be weird</p> </blockquote>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/47136140721http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/47136140721Thu, 04 Apr 2013 17:42:14 -0400<p><a href="http://nintendowificonnection.tumblr.com/post/47126393097" class="tumblr_blog">nintendowificonnection</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“hey mom what are those?” *tries one* “these are terrible” *proceeds to eat entire box*</p></blockquote>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/47127357883http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/47127357883Thu, 04 Apr 2013 15:50:21 -0400<p><!-- more --></p> <p><span>I hope your life gets better I really do. But I&#8217;m not gonna be the one to make that happen. You&#8217;re like an infection. I spend two days listening to your problems and pretending to sympathize, then I start feeling like you really do need me, that I can be the solution to all your issues, that I can make you better, but the truth is, if I could, I would have a long time ago, but you&#8217;re still the same. We&#8217;re both better off without each other.</span></p> <p>I&#8217;m sorry your life still sucks. I&#8217;m sorry you&#8217;re a instigator that chooses to blame all your problems on anyone but yourself. I&#8217;m sorry I haven&#8217;t so much as nodded in your general direction for months at a time because you&#8217;re a fucking psychopath. I&#8217;m sorry. I wish I had something else to say to you, I wish I could tell you it&#8217;s gonna be okay and pat your back like I did for two years. I wish I could tell you I still love you and we&#8217;re gonna live happily ever after with our two kids in a nice picture perfect future.</p> <p>But I don&#8217;t love you. I pity you. Miles of difference.</p> <p>Get better soon. Just because I&#8217;ve chosen not to care, doesn&#8217;t mean nobody else does.</p>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46213428950http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46213428950Sun, 24 Mar 2013 21:19:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64e0fb27c128633aaded6cf4d9950723/tumblr_mflvzr8uOJ1s1rrdgo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46211468213http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46211468213Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:56:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f973a5ed290bd9574f74ee4dbfaace91/tumblr_mk2lthJJUB1r5ad6vo1_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/feddf550ca4d6a4bd8aba4fc442197e2/tumblr_mk2lthJJUB1r5ad6vo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46211437059http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46211437059Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:55:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48a070b190f9edce473be4985a042ee4/tumblr_mjz7bhPfFA1ql7s9ho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46210658935http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46210658935Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:46:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e288d90c48c65ed5ef4f9602cf080b0e/tumblr_mjywvd6cop1r3saxeo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7df74d5b7269ccafa292a30ceed29bc/tumblr_mjywvd6cop1r3saxeo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46210456855http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46210456855Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:44:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2chfnlum51qfm7z9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>Me if you use those fingers correctly.</span></p> <p>omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking </p> <p><em>a million gallons of fun</em></p> <p>OMG lmfao^</p> <p>I dont even understand how the two fingers have anything to do with an aquarium..</p> <p>I’m guessing you are usually told to pet the marine animals with two fingers</p> <p>oh my god I’m peeing at the first comment</p> <p>i do not understand how anal is related to sea life. do they want us to give anal to sea creatures?</p> </blockquote>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46210432254http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46210432254Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:43:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2df54cb705db5711fc6c48b0da420874/tumblr_mjw1hyzDsN1rk7lsco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/748fa9c598e079b4a3f737c771fcd019/tumblr_mjw1hyzDsN1rk7lsco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/550abedd6f0e9a6d099b6e82a59871ee/tumblr_mjw1hyzDsN1rk7lsco3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b9483a2b01354d15fef4a01df448db59/tumblr_mjw1hyzDsN1rk7lsco4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46209840129http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46209840129Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:36:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0467e97c655c152411728d98dd41c1ca/tumblr_mjvw9w5UgW1rkey39o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/965391250441e63e1dead8a86b125570/tumblr_mjvw9w5UgW1rkey39o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3f7499af99a278a61168da781d0f4f4/tumblr_mjvw9w5UgW1rkey39o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ef7bd2606930d3164cf53f200ffecb5/tumblr_mjvw9w5UgW1rkey39o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46209773966http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46209773966Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:36:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/331b54a142e43500a07097c34c1fffaf/tumblr_mjwu8zeyKI1rc3z3ro1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6af4a7931ba1ea2db8d2cf19015986b1/tumblr_mjwu8zeyKI1rc3z3ro2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e54e9fcfde262369f93b8e126b53570/tumblr_mjwu8zeyKI1rc3z3ro3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46209713106http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46209713106Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:35:24 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phaserburn.tumblr.com/post/43668997315/my-taste-in-music-ranges-from-you-need-to-listen">phaserburn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”</p> </blockquote>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46209579824http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46209579824Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:33:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/427052bcd836c57623256a32e9d3463c/tumblr_mk5aboK2511qh7vf6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46209370825http://adirtywhitevanwithcandy.tumblr.com/post/46209370825Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:31:19 -0400